Is there anything in the world scarier than a bikini?
Just look at Chanel's cruise collection, one-piecing all over the catwalk.
Ok, model looks great (duh) and they are elegant and remind me of all kinds of pre-Lady Gaga stars who were classy, discreet and photographed in an age when HD - and thus documented cellulite - did not exist.
And now you can be very a la mode walking around town wearing one with a classic Chanel jacket.
They're so unflattering, they instill the fear of God in me...(she says, trawling online for similar version made entirely of Spanx)