Monday, 30 May 2011

HEY, IT'S JUST NOT OK TO WEAR....


Five new trends to avoid this summer if you have any brain cells at all:

1. Denim hotpants and bare legs on the streets of London - no matter how skinny or pre-pubescent you think you are. Best saved for hols.

2. Animal print harem pants - no explanation necessary methinks.

3. The new eight-inch Louboutins a la Vic B at the Royal Wedding - I'm all for a helluva' heel but not even red soles can de-slag these shoes.


4. Cut-away swimsuit..Ok, look, I admit I made this mistake. Once. I was young-ish. Never. Ever. Ever. Again.

5. High-waisted flares - Elle 'The Body' Macpherson couldn't pull them off...what makes you think you can?  #cameltoe

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