Monday, 31 January 2011

DOES SAG STAND FOR SHOCKINGLY AWFUL GOWNS?



Not sure what's up with the SAG Awards.

It's like celebrities are purposefully dressing badly to add extra wow factor at the Oscars.

Thank goodness for Glee star Lea Michele (above), my favourite in Oscar de la Renta, who looked gorgeous but wins mainly by default as the others were so bla.

See for yourself.

Natalie Portman in Azzaro. All okay-ish til you get to the bump. Girl needs an iron:



Christina Hendricks in L'Wren Scott. 'My stylist forgot my outfit and all I had was this lousy dressing gown':

January Jones in Carolina Herrera. 'I showed way too much flesh at the Golden Globes so I thought it best to dress like my grandmother':


Mila Kunis in Alexander McQueen. Okay I guess. But totally upstaged by Michelle Obama in a similar  dress by the same designer last week. Disappointing. Could do better:



Eva Longoria in Georges Hobeika. Toilet paper trend alert?



Sofia Vergara in Roberto Cavalli. Could have been best dressed, but looks like a porn star, showing too much cleavage:


Nicole Kidman in Nina Ricci. Proof that you really do lose your personality when you stop eating:


Hilary Swank in Verace. 'I am trying really hard to be stylish and even have my own TV show about fashion coming out soon. But I know in the end I'll only ever be remembered as the butch boxer from Million Dollar Baby. Oh and the lesbian cross-dresser from Boys Don't Cry. Still. I got a couple of Oscars':


Last but not least, Winona Ryder in Alberta Ferretti, because every fashion show needs a bride.


P.S. And now for some totally unrelated and gratuitous leopard print. Because I love it!

Kylie shows her wild side

1 comment:

Emily said...

So true. Eva Longoria's gown looks like she stole it from the mannequin at the dressmakers while it was still being made...