My short time in Ibiza has so far taught me some very important fashion tips that I will be sure to apply at home when I leave on Sunday. No1, it is important to display as much flesh as possible. No2, acquire a six-pack and/or rippling muscles. No3, clothes should consist of not much more than a pair of pants, preferably with a glow in the dark logo printed on the back. No4, failing all of the above, a sarong will be sure to win you maximum style points. But only, it seems, if you’re a bloke...David Beckham, eat your heart out.